New Fiabama Motors

In an effort to jump start the economy, the jr. admin from IL has announced a new plan. Yes, once again, he will send young Tim Geithner to the camera to let America know how they are working to save us. A leaked segment of tomorrow’s presentation by Geithner indicates the U.S. government will instead purchase all of Chrysler Motors, shutting out the UAW ownership. In a joint effort with the Italian government, Chryslers will manufactured in Italy and the new company will be renamed Fiabama.
With the purchase of a new Fiabama a mechanic will be assigned to live in your garage. With the new government health care and welfare benefits you will not be required to provide for the mechanic, he will be self sufficient and will come with his own Green heating and cooling unit provided by Jeff Immelt at General Electric. Nice guys over there at GE, eh?
So, we urge all of you to call the White House and order your new car. Which is pronounced–
Fia— ahhh — ahhh— ahhh– bah— maaaa.
Two things you already know about the new car.
You will have to hope it starts and things don’t change after it does.
This public service announcement brought you to by the fine folks at the Cit-Gov-Bank. Where you money is always on the move.